wow get a job
are you talking to the photographer or the dog because if you’re talking to the dog i agree
(via leonmcgann)
For all of you who are worried that there might be secret mind readers in the room just try MENTALLY SCREAMING and if anyone jumps or flinches, you know
you really live up to your url
(via erya)
im having one of those nights where u watch one youtube video and watch a related video and 3 hours later ur watching an hour long conspiracy documentary about how the illuminati killed michael jackson
(via erya)
sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST
(via erya)
*gets my nipples pierced at Claire’s*
(via campbells-chicken-noodle-soup)
i do this really cute thing where i shut down and hate everybody
(Source: disorders, via g-reen-da-y)