May 2013
amyeatfeast:
stopthatitssilly:
alexkisu:
multipack:
f is for friends who do stuff without you
u is for uninvited
c is for clinging onto hope that you wont keep getting forgotten
k is for krispy kreme yum
[[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]
rsvnr:
You know, I think one of the worst feelings is finding out that you didn’t mean as much to someone as you thought you did, and you just feel stupid, and because you looked desperate, about caring too much.
squareclocks:
kushroom:
so you’re saying I can win 5 iphones every day??? and all I have to do is give my credit card number on this website I’ve never heard about??? well slam me in my tender butthole sir you’ve just got yourself a deal
Slam me in my tender butthole
I think I’ve just found my new favorite phrase.
sloth-with-a-blog:
thatpsychowriter:
For all of you who are worried that there might be secret mind readers in the room just try MENTALLY SCREAMING and if anyone jumps or flinches, you know
you really live up to your url
witneyhouston:
im having one of those nights where u watch one youtube video and watch a related video and 3 hours later ur watching an hour long conspiracy documentary about how the illuminati killed michael jackson
blein:
sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS...
freakvevo:
*gets my nipples pierced at Claire’s*
i do this really cute thing where i shut down and hate everybody
meladoodle:
do you wonder if god ever thinks ‘woah these humans were kinda a bad idea’
warpedesto:
do you ever just
make a friend and think
I am so glad this friend is mine
police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!!!
me: not with that attitude
stealinyoman:
marry a guy who has sisters because he’s seen the female in her natural state therefore won’t have any unrealistic expectations of you
me: what is this lovely blog
me: such exquisite posts, such a holy theme
me: all of my feels in one blog
me: such high class posts such quality
me: I must follow
me: wait where is the follow button
me: woops I'm on my blog again
